








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5098 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2393 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1758 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2125 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,700 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I STAND WITH BIG TOBACCO | 51% | 308 |
| #2 | 𝔴𝔲𝔷𝔦 ⁴⁰² | 48% | 227 |
| #3 | Ted Kaczynski | 47% | 135 |
| #4 | AWPenheimer | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | lilmegxo | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ted Kaczynski | 47% | 135 |
| #4 | AWPenheimer | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | lilmegxo | 44% | 34 |
| #6 | bractea | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | BERBATOV SPIN PEEK | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔴𝔲𝔷𝔦 ⁴⁰² | 73 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | I STAND WITH BIG TOBACCO | 57 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Ted Kaczynski | 28 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | AWPenheimer | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | bractea | 5 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I STAND WITH BIG TOBACCO | 1105 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | 𝔴𝔲𝔷𝔦 ⁴⁰² | 655 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | Ted Kaczynski | 218 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | AWPenheimer | 134 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | lilmegxo | 56 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I STAND WITH BIG TOBACCO | +2.35 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | honk honk | +1.41 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | 𝔴𝔲𝔷𝔦 ⁴⁰² | +0.94 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | BERBATOV SPIN PEEK | -0.43 | 31 | 28 |
| #5 | AWPenheimer | -0.43 | 52 | 51 |





