








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1658 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3111 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2553 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1941 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,604,809 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrackGyver | 45% | 297 |
| #2 | Lenoski | 44% | 75 |
| #3 | FrischerFrisch | 42% | 148 |
| #4 | Ryu Dragon | 41% | 111 |
| #5 | THE OATS | 41% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gottkönig | 368 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | FrischerFrisch | 194 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | CrackGyver | 188 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lenoski | 157 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ryu Dragon | 60 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE OATS | +5.20 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | CrackGyver | +0.50 | 48 | 53 |
| #3 | FrischerFrisch | +0.32 | 28 | 43 |
| #4 | Taubenkaiser | -0.23 | 52 | 51 |
| #5 | Lenoski | -0.45 | 68 | 45 |





