








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2210 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3262 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6088 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 3120 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,010,812 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE OATS | 50% | 125 |
| #2 | Lenoski | 47% | 102 |
| #3 | FrischerFrisch | 47% | 314 |
| #4 | Ryu Dragon | 47% | 322 |
| #5 | Taubenkaiser | 45% | 297 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gottkönig | 571 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #2 | FrischerFrisch | 359 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Taubenkaiser | 320 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | Lenoski | 190 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ryu Dragon | 155 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE OATS | +5.45 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | CrackGyver | +0.55 | 50 | 50 |
| #3 | FrischerFrisch | +0.46 | 30 | 46 |
| #4 | Lenoski | -0.23 | 69 | 44 |
| #5 | Gottkönig | -0.36 | 55 | 57 |





