








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6528 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3888 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3211 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2827 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,911,711 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrxstyQ | 50% | 292 |
| #2 | chud lord the III | 48% | 162 |
| #3 | YourBiggestNightmare | 44% | 268 |
| #4 | kura kurk | 41% | 193 |
| #5 | Noname | 40% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | YourBiggestNightmare | 44% | 268 |
| #4 | kura kurk | 41% | 193 |
| #5 | Noname | 40% | 78 |
| #6 | Massa | 33% | 58 |
| #7 | Top G | 29% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kura kurk | 58 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | YourBiggestNightmare | 44 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | chud lord the III | 28 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | FrxstyQ | 27 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Noname | 11 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrxstyQ | 659 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | YourBiggestNightmare | 611 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | chud lord the III | 527 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Noname | 472 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #5 | kura kurk | 463 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Top G | +7.16 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | Noname | +5.15 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | chud lord the III | +2.65 | 49 | 45 |
| #4 | YourBiggestNightmare | +2.62 | 46 | 30 |
| #5 | FrxstyQ | +0.85 | 51 | 46 |





