








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3482 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3788 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2873 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3559 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,476 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrippieWhit | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | christian | 52% | 85 |
| #3 | JG | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | woody | 49% | 266 |
| #5 | gr4y | 45% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrippieWhit | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | christian | 52% | 85 |
| #3 | JG | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | woody | 49% | 266 |
| #5 | gr4y | 45% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woody | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | christian | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | gr4y | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | DrippieWhit | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | JG | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woody | 1437 | 0.26 | 30 min |
| #2 | gr4y | 876 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #3 | christian | 325 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | JG | 202 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | DrippieWhit | 146 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woody | +1.45 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | christian | +0.48 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | i am kai | +0.46 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | gr4y | -0.11 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | DrippieWhit | -0.86 | 77 | 54 |





