








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12054 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8848 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6745 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5664 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,098,072 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrippieWhit | 51% | 203 |
| #2 | gr4y | 50% | 336 |
| #3 | JG | 50% | 127 |
| #4 | i am kai | 49% | 266 |
| #5 | christian | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JG | 50% | 127 |
| #4 | i am kai | 49% | 266 |
| #5 | christian | 48% | 130 |
| #6 | METRO | 47% | 75 |
| #7 | Mystic_Karma | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gr4y | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | i am kai | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | DrippieWhit | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | christian | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Mystic_Karma | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gr4y | 1854 | 0.28 | 40 min |
| #2 | i am kai | 605 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | DrippieWhit | 512 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | christian | 447 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | JG | 317 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woody | +2.25 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | christian | +0.92 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | i am kai | +0.76 | 67 | 52 |
| #4 | gr4y | +0.62 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | DrippieWhit | -0.52 | 77 | 49 |





