








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3512 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3788 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3959 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3250 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,885 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | METRO | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | i am kai | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | Mystic_Karma | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | JG | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | christian | 52% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JG | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | christian | 52% | 272 |
| #6 | woody | 51% | 203 |
| #7 | Jimbo42 | 51% | 49 |
| #8 | gr4y | 48% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian | 21 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | woody | 19 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | gr4y | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | i am kai | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Mystic_Karma | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian | 1184 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | woody | 1034 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #3 | gr4y | 655 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #4 | i am kai | 122 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | JG | 118 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | woody | +2.28 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | christian | +1.60 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | gr4y | +1.13 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | i am kai | +0.90 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | Mystic_Karma | +0.43 | 74 | 53 |





