








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2494 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1328 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1709 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,807 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brians daddy | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | bo some tong | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | Gamsahabmida | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | Trill God | 48% | 64 |
| #5 | jlingotsetup | 48% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBBBB | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | jlingotsetup | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Gamsahabmida | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | bo some tong | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Trill God | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamsahabmida | 240 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | bo some tong | 212 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | BBBBB | 192 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Trill God | 154 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | jlingotsetup | 66 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brians daddy | +3.97 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | Gamsahabmida | +1.80 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | bo some tong | +0.68 | 60 | 56 |
| #4 | jlingotsetup | +0.22 | 47 | 45 |
| #5 | Trill God | +0.18 | 70 | 59 |





