








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3427 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2658 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2898 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1588 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,214 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunraku | 65% | 40 |
| #2 | zeko | 64% | 70 |
| #3 | ^4C h r i s | 63% | 131 |
| #4 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 61% | 146 |
| #5 | el hurensohn | 61% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ^4C h r i s | 63% | 131 |
| #4 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 61% | 146 |
| #5 | el hurensohn | 61% | 94 |
| #6 | sibylle | 60% | 299 |
| #7 | J1n | 53% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sibylle | 25 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | zeko | 12 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | el hurensohn | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | J1n | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sibylle | 472 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | zeko | 440 | 0.31 | 13 min |
| #3 | ^4C h r i s | 228 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 227 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | J1n | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^4C h r i s | +3.44 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | Kerim | +1.59 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | el hurensohn | +1.25 | 81 | 44 |
| #4 | zeko | +1.10 | 83 | 71 |
| #5 | sibylle | +1.08 | 82 | 47 |





