








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1113 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1338 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2248 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1655 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,485,895 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunraku | 67% | 139 |
| #2 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 66% | 47 |
| #3 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 63% | 56 |
| #4 | Kerim | 61% | 94 |
| #5 | sibylle | 60% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 63% | 56 |
| #4 | Kerim | 61% | 94 |
| #5 | sibylle | 60% | 77 |
| #6 | J1n | 58% | 60 |
| #7 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kerim | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | sibylle | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | J1n | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Sunraku | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kerim | 222 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sunraku | 214 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | sibylle | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | J1n | 98 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el hurensohn | +2.57 | 85 | 46 |
| #2 | sibylle | +1.96 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | +1.85 | 94 | 39 |
| #4 | Sunraku | +1.55 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | Kerim | +1.18 | 80 | 67 |





