








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 872 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2481 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2262 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3467 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2245 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,388,775 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1059 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunraku | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | Kerim | 60% | 299 |
| #3 | el hurensohn | 60% | 77 |
| #4 | ^4C h r i s | 59% | 168 |
| #5 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 57% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | el hurensohn | 60% | 77 |
| #4 | ^4C h r i s | 59% | 168 |
| #5 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 57% | 205 |
| #6 | J1n | 55% | 102 |
| #7 | zeko | 52% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kerim | 26 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | zeko | 22 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | J1n | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | el hurensohn | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeko | 852 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #2 | Kerim | 623 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | ^4C h r i s | 366 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 334 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | J1n | 131 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^4C h r i s | +2.92 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | Kerim | +1.55 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | el hurensohn | +1.51 | 80 | 42 |
| #4 | Sunraku | +1.48 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | sibylle | +1.35 | 84 | 48 |





