








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2321 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2446 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1561 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $547,432 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyBunnee | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Crystal eye | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | KainRo | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | Poetry | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Tac le Berry | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Poetry | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Tac le Berry | 51% | 87 |
| #6 | eXe^ | 48% | 29 |
| #7 | BnA - Mad CookieZ | 45% | 51 |
| #8 | Shake | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KainRo | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | eXe^ | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Tac le Berry | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Shake | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | BnA - Mad CookieZ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tac le Berry | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | BabyBunnee | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Crystal eye | 52 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | BnA - Mad CookieZ | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | eXe^ | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antwa | +5.43 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | Crystal eye | +0.70 | 56 | 76 |
| #3 | BabyBunnee | -0.37 | 34 | 63 |
| #4 | BnA - Mad CookieZ | -0.78 | 44 | 56 |
| #5 | KainRo | -1.26 | 42 | 37 |





