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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2966 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2629 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2985 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1397 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,182,561 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyBunnee | 53% | 60 |
| #2 | eXe^ | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | Antwa | 51% | 87 |
| #4 | ZaЯude | 49% | 88 |
| #5 | KainRo | 48% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Shake | 43% | 184 |
| #7 | BnA - Mad CookieZ | 43% | 28 |
| #8 | Poetry | 40% | 121 |
| #9 | Bobsy Fett | 39% | 18 |
| #10 | <° T1GR4 °/> | 38% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KainRo | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Shake | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | eXe^ | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Poetry | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Antwa | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaЯude | 308 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Antwa | 298 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | BabyBunnee | 162 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | <° T1GR4 °/> | 107 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | eXe^ | 103 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antwa | +6.43 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | ZaЯude | +6.32 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | eXe^ | -0.05 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | BabyBunnee | -0.37 | 39 | 66 |
| #5 | KainRo | -0.71 | 40 | 39 |





