








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Renown | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6357 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4931 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5555 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2860 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,453 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1091 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | <° T1GR4 °/> | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Shake | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | Tac le Berry | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | Luc!fer | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | <° T1GR4 °/> | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Shake | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | Tac le Berry | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | Luc!fer | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luc!fer | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Shake | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | <° T1GR4 °/> | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luc!fer | 100 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Tac le Berry | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | <° T1GR4 °/> | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shake | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyBunnee | +0.16 | 39 | 64 |
| #2 | Tac le Berry | -1.29 | 61 | 70 |
| #3 | Luc!fer | -1.71 | 35 | 65 |
| #4 | <° T1GR4 °/> | -1.81 | 20 | 61 |
| #5 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | -1.95 | 50 | 62 |





