








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3032 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5007 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3398 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5223 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,754,180 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1st | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | AmNest1C | 52% | 54 |
| #3 | Fo4m | 51% | 216 |
| #4 | Derz | 50% | 94 |
| #5 | TتmmyMAn☭ | 50% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AmNest1C | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Fo4m | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | .s | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | TتmmyMAn☭ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Soulthy | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antwa | +6.08 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | Thu | +3.09 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Maskinツ | +2.16 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | m1st | +1.19 | 57 | 59 |
| #5 | AmNest1C | +1.15 | 88 | 41 |





