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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 184 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1296 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1706 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,405,627 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyBunnee | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | eXe^ | 49% | 68 |
| #3 | ZaЯude | 48% | 62 |
| #4 | KainRo | 45% | 80 |
| #5 | Antwa | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXe^ | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Poetry | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Tac le Berry | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Antwa | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | KainRo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tac le Berry | 292 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Antwa | 281 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | ZaЯude | 213 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | BabyBunnee | 107 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | eXe^ | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaЯude | +7.12 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | Antwa | +6.31 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | eXe^ | +0.01 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | BabyBunnee | -0.08 | 36 | 66 |
| #5 | KainRo | -0.35 | 37 | 40 |





