








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1391 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1344 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1286 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1399 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,978 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | 46% | 50 |
| #2 | keta | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | Dick Tingler | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | StinkymingyTTV | 42% | 55 |
| #5 | presdove on spotify | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | StinkymingyTTV | 42% | 55 |
| #5 | presdove on spotify | 41% | 39 |
| #6 | JDTheSilver | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | mark | 33% | 12 |
| #8 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | 12 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | StinkymingyTTV | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Dick Tingler | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | keta | 5 | 0.0146 |
| #5 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 3 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 286 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | helloiamtoby4633 | 161 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | presdove on spotify | 151 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | keta | 61 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | mark | 35 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | +2.15 | 78 | 79 |
| #2 | fulcrum | +0.56 | 82 | 50 |
| #3 | StinkymingyTTV | +0.49 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | presdove on spotify | +0.14 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | keta | -0.02 | 67 | 56 |





