








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7444 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5771 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3167 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4111 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $962,007 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JDTheSilver | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | Dick Tingler | 50% | 149 |
| #3 | mark | 49% | 71 |
| #4 | presdove on spotify | 48% | 203 |
| #5 | helloiamtoby4633 | 47% | 319 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | presdove on spotify | 48% | 203 |
| #5 | helloiamtoby4633 | 47% | 319 |
| #6 | keta | 47% | 175 |
| #7 | fulcrum | 42% | 55 |
| #8 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 41% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | 53 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Dick Tingler | 33 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | keta | 32 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 24 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | presdove on spotify | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | 1030 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #2 | presdove on spotify | 790 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #3 | keta | 580 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | mark | 266 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 216 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | +2.14 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | keta | +0.80 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | StinkymingyTTV | +0.46 | 58 | 70 |
| #4 | presdove on spotify | -0.02 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | fulcrum | -0.25 | 75 | 44 |





