








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3152 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2865 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1709 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3810 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,684 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corneliusgaming | 44% | 25 |
| #2 | keta | 42% | 67 |
| #3 | StinkymingyTTV | 41% | 107 |
| #4 | fatpoo | 40% | 30 |
| #5 | JDTheSilver | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JDTheSilver | 38% | 24 |
| #6 | helloiamtoby4633 | 37% | 84 |
| #7 | presdove on spotify | 35% | 40 |
| #8 | Dick Tingler | 35% | 49 |
| #9 | fulcrum | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 41 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | keta | 20 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | helloiamtoby4633 | 17 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Dick Tingler | 17 | 0.0161 |
| #5 | corneliusgaming | 8 | 0.0177 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 569 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | helloiamtoby4633 | 279 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | keta | 246 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | presdove on spotify | 159 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | fulcrum | 78 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | +2.40 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | keta | +1.42 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | StinkymingyTTV | +0.84 | 57 | 69 |
| #4 | fulcrum | +0.17 | 77 | 37 |
| #5 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | -0.47 | 65 | 51 |





