








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7440 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7933 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6918 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5682 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $623,414 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 450 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JDTheSilver | 49% | 63 |
| #2 | presdove on spotify | 49% | 224 |
| #3 | Dick Tingler | 49% | 162 |
| #4 | mark | 48% | 117 |
| #5 | keta | 48% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mark | 48% | 117 |
| #5 | keta | 48% | 202 |
| #6 | StinkymingyTTV | 47% | 319 |
| #7 | fulcrum | 46% | 50 |
| #8 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 37% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 66 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | keta | 38 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Dick Tingler | 36 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 17 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | presdove on spotify | 9 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 1611 | 0.24 | 43 min |
| #2 | presdove on spotify | 862 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | keta | 661 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | mark | 395 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | +1.97 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | keta | +0.81 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | StinkymingyTTV | +0.27 | 57 | 69 |
| #4 | presdove on spotify | -0.14 | 52 | 69 |
| #5 | fulcrum | -0.40 | 79 | 48 |





