








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 600 | 24% |
| Smokes | 935 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 549 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 383 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,278 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 50% | 149 |
| #2 | JDTheSilver | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | helloiamtoby4633 | 49% | 162 |
| #4 | mark | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | keta | 48% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | fulcrum | 44% | 32 |
| #8 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 35% | 49 |
| #9 | fatpoo | 29% | 14 |
| #10 | Daphne | 18% | 17 |
| #11 | corneliusgaming | 17% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 38 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | keta | 31 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | helloiamtoby4633 | 29 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | ♡ s.leepyhungry | 14 | 0.0133 |
| #5 | fulcrum | 5 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 767 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | helloiamtoby4633 | 524 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | presdove on spotify | 372 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | keta | 318 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | mark | 173 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helloiamtoby4633 | +2.85 | 76 | 77 |
| #2 | fulcrum | +1.25 | 81 | 38 |
| #3 | keta | +1.04 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | StinkymingyTTV | +0.65 | 54 | 69 |
| #5 | presdove on spotify | +0.09 | 55 | 66 |





