








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4080 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5474 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3308 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4979 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,305,365 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1022 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Michael Morbius | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | fatpoo | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | ctzn | 53% | 93 |
| #4 | mark | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | JDTheSilver | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 46 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Dick Tingler | 34 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | helloiamtoby4633 | 32 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | corneliusgaming | 31 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | Daphne | 26 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinkymingyTTV | 928 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #2 | helloiamtoby4633 | 687 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | presdove on spotify | 464 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #4 | Daphne | 371 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | corneliusgaming | 364 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ctzn | +2.53 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | keta | +2.15 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | helloiamtoby4633 | +2.10 | 74 | 78 |
| #4 | Daphne | +0.36 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | StinkymingyTTV | -0.12 | 55 | 68 |





