








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14251 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9906 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10104 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7232 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,358 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1004 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinjamín Franklin | 51% | 374 |
| #2 | Regu | 49% | 266 |
| #3 | Crooksy | 48% | 232 |
| #4 | TheRealJigbat | 46% | 233 |
| #5 | Am6roz | 45% | 609 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Am6roz | 45% | 609 |
| #6 | Dumps | 44% | 122 |
| #7 | JJ Frankie JJ | 43% | 76 |
| #8 | Default | 43% | 387 |
| #9 | Dull Pencilz | 34% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinjamín Franklin | 47 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Default | 45 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Am6roz | 37 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Regu | 34 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Crooksy | 23 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Am6roz | 2033 | 0.17 | 37 min |
| #2 | Default | 1067 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #3 | Stinjamín Franklin | 659 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | Regu | 444 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | Crooksy | 275 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinjamín Franklin | +3.12 | 65 | 56 |
| #2 | untied shoe | +1.60 | 60 | 68 |
| #3 | Dumps | +1.33 | 38 | 56 |
| #4 | Default | +0.57 | 43 | 53 |
| #5 | Crooksy | +0.37 | 52 | 49 |





