








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2820 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2292 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2056 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1722 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,348 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | [] | 57% | 82 |
| #6 | Timbis | 55% | 20 |
| #7 | ThundR | 53% | 53 |
| #8 | Mez | 45% | 22 |
| #9 | serious lah dohhh | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EB1 | 19 | 0.0233 |
| #2 | [] | 15 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Timbis | 5 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | magic | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ThundR | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuno | +4.04 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | magic | +2.05 | 87 | 76 |
| #3 | Timbis | +1.65 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | EB1 | +1.02 | 76 | 45 |
| #5 | ThundR | -0.46 | 76 | 69 |





