








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 368 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15046 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14464 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 11826 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12691 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,227,170 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1624 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K33NAN | 61% | 150 |
| #2 | crouton | 57% | 266 |
| #3 | Kurisu | 55% | 127 |
| #4 | solus | 49% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K33NAN | 61% | 150 |
| #2 | crouton | 57% | 266 |
| #3 | Kurisu | 55% | 127 |
| #4 | solus | 49% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crouton | 30 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Kurisu | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | K33NAN | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | solus | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K33NAN | 636 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | crouton | 470 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | solus | 341 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kurisu | 310 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurisu | +2.64 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | crouton | +2.16 | 74 | 43 |
| #3 | K33NAN | +1.88 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | solus | +1.25 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | Mez | +0.27 | 73 | 56 |





