








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1023 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1099 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2108 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,245,633 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 75% | 20 | ||
| #2 | Timbis | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | ThundR | 59% | 87 |
| #4 | magic | 57% | 200 |
| #5 | Yuno | 57% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | magic | 57% | 200 |
| #5 | Yuno | 57% | 82 |
| #6 | EB1 | 56% | 135 |
| #7 | Dwarflord | 55% | 44 |
| #8 | Mez | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EB1 | 38 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | magic | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ThundR | 15 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Yuno | 14 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Mez | 6 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magic | 624 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Yuno | 331 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | EB1 | 320 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | ThundR | 274 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mez | 157 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +4.30 | 89 | 75 | ||
| #2 | Yuno | +3.82 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | magic | +3.07 | 91 | 75 |
| #4 | Timbis | +2.69 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | EB1 | +1.73 | 81 | 48 |





