








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7077 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4949 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6502 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4080 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,020,568 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThundR | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | EB1 | 61% | 66 |
| #3 | Timbis | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Yuno | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | [] | 57% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | EB1 | 61% | 66 |
| #3 | Timbis | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Yuno | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | [] | 57% | 200 |
| #6 | hayesz | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [] | 22 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | EB1 | 14 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Yuno | 14 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | ThundR | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Timbis | 5 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuno | 270 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | [] | 210 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | EB1 | 157 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | ThundR | 138 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Timbis | 108 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magic | +3.56 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | Yuno | +3.55 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | Timbis | +1.61 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | EB1 | +1.32 | 82 | 50 |
| #5 | ThundR | +0.25 | 82 | 67 |





