








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1283 | 42% |
| Smokes | 449 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 846 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 455 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $644,708 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 80% | 15 | ||
| #2 | Timbis | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | magic | 61% | 66 |
| #4 | Yuno | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | [] | 56% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ThundR | 52% | 56 |
| #7 | Dwarflord | 50% | 34 |
| #8 | juuicetin | 46% | 13 |
| #9 | Harshi | 40% | 10 |
| #10 | Mez | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [] | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Yuno | 10 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | magic | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | ThundR | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Mez | 6 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magic | 205 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Yuno | 198 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | ThundR | 168 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | [] | 152 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mez | 137 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuno | +3.80 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | magic | +3.02 | 90 | 77 |
| #3 | Timbis | +2.68 | 75 | 66 |
| +2.63 | 86 | 69 | ||
| #5 | EB1 | +1.94 | 81 | 48 |





