








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 601 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3682 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3714 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1983 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2638 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $962,606 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lostwhale | 49% | 57 |
| #11 | 𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 | 45% | 47 |
| #12 | DirtyGeebs | 39% | 23 |
| #13 | Pineapple Express | 38% | 26 |
| #14 | Mez | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [] | 23 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | EB1 | 19 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | Yuno | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | magic | 10 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | DirtyGeebs | 9 | 0.0191 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WCLEGOMASTER | 418 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | Yuno | 259 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | oogways slave | 212 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | EB1 | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | 𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 | 141 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuno | +3.12 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | magic | +2.62 | 90 | 76 |
| #3 | ThundR | +2.08 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | 𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 | +1.68 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | hairbear | +1.53 | 82 | 55 |





