








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 421 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10233 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7455 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9314 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7690 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,351,787 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bulletwatch | 59% | 135 |
| #2 | seymoni | 58% | 118 |
| #3 | Cyph3r | 57% | 69 |
| #4 | Brooks | 56% | 131 |
| #5 | Jorgos | 52% | 310 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | mhm | 51% | 97 |
| #8 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 50% | 463 |
| #9 | __Nz__ | 48% | 266 |
| #10 | LeadOsprey58 | 43% | 207 |
| #11 | Shemie! | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 149 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | Flashpoint | 139 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | __Nz__ | 89 | 0.0164 |
| #4 | LeadOsprey58 | 43 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Cyph3r | 30 | 0.0216 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashpoint | 2467 | 0.14 | 66 min |
| #2 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 1294 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #3 | seymoni | 680 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #4 | __Nz__ | 521 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Bulletwatch | 510 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyph3r | +3.59 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | seymoni | +2.64 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | Flashpoint | +1.54 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | EisdieleFifty | +1.09 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | __Nz__ | +1.08 | 53 | 33 |





