








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 430 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




198 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2325 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1568 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3011 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3578 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $920,341 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyph3r | 59% | 162 |
| #2 | seymoni | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | Brooks | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | Bulletwatch | 50% | 86 |
| #5 | Flashpoint | 48% | 596 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | EisdieleFifty | 48% | 266 |
| #7 | Jorgos | 47% | 140 |
| #8 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 47% | 337 |
| #9 | LeadOsprey58 | 46% | 112 |
| #10 | _atlas3 | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashpoint | 109 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 95 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | EisdieleFifty | 49 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Cyph3r | 42 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | LeadOsprey58 | 36 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashpoint | 1569 | 0.13 | 42 min |
| #2 | EisdieleFifty | 762 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 739 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Cyph3r | 394 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | LeadOsprey58 | 271 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyph3r | +1.98 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | seymoni | +1.46 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | Flashpoint | +1.45 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | __Nz__ | +1.00 | 57 | 32 |
| #5 | EisdieleFifty | +0.37 | 63 | 56 |





