








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




272 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5203 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3014 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5860 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4991 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,731,665 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seymoni | 60% | 112 |
| #2 | itskyuta | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Jorgos | 53% | 286 |
| #4 | Cyph3r | 51% | 72 |
| #5 | Brooks | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Flashpoint | 49% | 754 |
| #8 | mhm | 48% | 100 |
| #9 | Bulletwatch | 47% | 112 |
| #10 | __Nz__ | 47% | 337 |
| #11 | LeadOsprey58 | 43% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashpoint | 126 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | __Nz__ | 88 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | EisdieleFifty | 70 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | LeadOsprey58 | 28 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Jorgos | 21 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flashpoint | 2042 | 0.13 | 51 min |
| #2 | EisdieleFifty | 1404 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #3 | seymoni | 630 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #4 | __Nz__ | 439 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Bulletwatch | 390 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyph3r | +2.69 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | seymoni | +2.34 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | itskyuta | +2.09 | 63 | 51 |
| #4 | Flashpoint | +1.78 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | __Nz__ | +1.57 | 58 | 33 |





