








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 638 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




262 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12945 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10378 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7668 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 12207 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,212,292 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 611 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | mhm | 51% | 173 |
| #7 | Jorgos | 50% | 493 |
| #8 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 49% | 754 |
| #9 | __Nz__ | 48% | 596 |
| #10 | LeadOsprey58 | 44% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 246 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | __Nz__ | 170 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | EisdieleFifty | 132 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Cyph3r | 73 | 0.0174 |
| #5 | LeadOsprey58 | 58 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EisdieleFifty | 2440 | 0.14 | 48 min |
| #2 | ✪ vulcaN #ClashGG | 1937 | 0.13 | 38 min |
| #3 | seymoni | 939 | 0.27 | 25 min |
| #4 | Bulletwatch | 830 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #5 | __Nz__ | 815 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyph3r | +2.93 | 65 | 64 |
| #2 | seymoni | +2.46 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | Flashpoint | +1.68 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | __Nz__ | +1.43 | 57 | 31 |
| #5 | EisdieleFifty | +0.96 | 67 | 57 |





