








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1935 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1626 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 87,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25421 | 29% |
| Smokes | 22444 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 18971 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 20460 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,708,128 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 616 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | c0Ntr0L | 49% | 576 |
| #4 | Strillee | 47% | 512 |
| #5 | Zeri(o)X | 47% | 368 |
| #6 | ♫Pink Floyd♫ | 47% | 120 |
| #7 | *Lil*Nudle* | 46% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0Ntr0L | 12 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ♫Pink Floyd♫ | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Zeri(o)X | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Strillee | 8 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | *Lil*Nudle* | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strillee | +3.97 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | ♫Pink Floyd♫ | +0.66 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | c0Ntr0L | +0.11 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | *Lil*Nudle* | -0.30 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Zeri(o)X | -0.50 | 73 | 64 |





