








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 735 matches | ||
| Esplay | 66 matches | 1,683 | |
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5800 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7592 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8241 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5190 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,920,093 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LickMyBraces | 28 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Strillee | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Zeri(o)X | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | pablo | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | hOAKEEEEEEE | 6 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hOAKEEEEEEE | 1819 | 0.15 | 53 min |
| #2 | Zeri(o)X | 1016 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #3 | Strillee | 872 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #4 | LickMyBraces | 715 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #5 | *Lil*Nudle* | 447 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strillee | +3.89 | 91 | 50 |
| #2 | ♫Pink Floyd♫ | +0.89 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | c0Ntr0L | +0.59 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | pablo | +0.41 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | *Lil*Nudle* | -0.08 | 56 | 69 |





