








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 919 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 452 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




410 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8906 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11051 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 10417 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6846 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,064,307 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADN | 52% | 124 |
| #2 | AlexDrozdzii | 50% | 154 |
| #3 | bigflouz | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | Naymos | 46% | 117 |
| #5 | TyTiger | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AlexDrozdzii | 50% | 154 |
| #3 | bigflouz | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | Naymos | 46% | 117 |
| #5 | TyTiger | 44% | 99 |
| #6 | KABLOW | 43% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADN | 69 | 0.0285 |
| #2 | AlexDrozdzii | 40 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | KABLOW | 31 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Naymos | 27 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | bigflouz | 17 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigflouz | 599 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Naymos | 466 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | AlexDrozdzii | 414 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | ADN | 352 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | TyTiger | 183 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADN | +5.03 | 88 | 33 |
| #2 | AlexDrozdzii | +1.59 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Naymos | +1.58 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | TyTiger | +0.45 | 49 | 62 |
| #5 | Alvinroow❤ | -1.36 | 40 | 49 |





