








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1034 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13220 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11568 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10628 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10432 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,872,901 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 919 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gallico- | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Gaby | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | Piponsme | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | Alvinroow❤ | 49% | 136 |
| #5 | Aiklight | 48% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Aiklight | 48% | 128 |
| #6 | TheSmooky | 47% | 74 |
| #7 | TyTiger | 47% | 456 |
| #8 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | 45% | 163 |
| #9 | Naymos | 45% | 445 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naymos | 89 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | TheSmooky | 34 | 0.0243 |
| #3 | Alvinroow❤ | 29 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Gaby | 27 | 0.0210 |
| #5 | TyTiger | 23 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naymos | 1209 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | TyTiger | 871 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #3 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | 466 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | TheSmooky | 332 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #5 | Aiklight | 262 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | +4.58 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | Gaby | +3.92 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | +2.66 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | Naymos | +1.97 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | Gallico- | +0.84 | 60 | 64 |





