








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8568 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5520 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 9962 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9080 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,987,177 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naymos | 52% | 220 |
| #2 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | 49% | 100 |
| #3 | Gaby | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | bigflouz | 47% | 456 |
| #5 | Alvinroow❤ | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naymos | 52% | 220 |
| #2 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | 49% | 100 |
| #3 | Gaby | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | bigflouz | 47% | 456 |
| #5 | Alvinroow❤ | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naymos | 42 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | bigflouz | 41 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Gaby | 32 | 0.0202 |
| #4 | Alvinroow❤ | 17 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | 7 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bigflouz | 1818 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | Naymos | 594 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | 300 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | Gaby | 200 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Alvinroow❤ | 172 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaby | +3.60 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | JoNSteR ツ ♥ | +3.02 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | Naymos | +2.71 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | TyTiger | +0.43 | 53 | 62 |
| #5 | Alvinroow❤ | -1.51 | 42 | 60 |





