








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4122 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3839 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4131 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3649 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,593,640 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konix_ | 67% | 101 |
| #2 | ADN | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | KUROZEN | 56% | 79 |
| #4 | Naymos | 55% | 76 |
| #5 | Aiklight | 54% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Alvinroow❤ | 50% | 154 |
| #8 | bigflouz | 49% | 47 |
| #9 | Chuck Norris | 48% | 62 |
| #10 | MINIKURO | 47% | 49 |
| #11 | Noodle | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 59 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | Alvinroow❤ | 38 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Konix_ | 31 | 0.0158 |
| #4 | ADN | 24 | 0.0204 |
| #5 | Naymos | 14 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 608 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | Konix_ | 265 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Alvinroow❤ | 235 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aiklight | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Naymos | 177 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADN | +4.75 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | TheSmooky | +3.97 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | KUROZEN | +3.74 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | MINIKURO | +1.81 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Naymos | +1.47 | 72 | 67 |





