








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1902 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1487 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 978 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 972 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,595,758 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Rebourne | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | Hyperixn | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | 58% | 264 |
| #4 | Arbatukas | 57% | 86 |
| #5 | .dwg | 56% | 282 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | 58% | 264 |
| #4 | Arbatukas | 57% | 86 |
| #5 | .dwg | 56% | 282 |
| #6 | Feubit | 53% | 83 |
| #7 | ZeVent | 52% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | 45 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | .dwg | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Arbatukas | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ZeVent | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Feubit | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | 1029 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | .dwg | 993 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #3 | Feubit | 283 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | ZeVent | 226 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | -Rebourne | 170 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | +2.88 | 76 | 78 |
| #2 | Pachmielas | Le MagicieN | +1.40 | 80 | 40 |
| #3 | Hyperixn | +1.40 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | Feubit | +0.52 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | -Rebourne | +0.08 | 79 | 66 |





