








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2878 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4266 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2681 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3148 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $944,748 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐
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ธ๐RaxteR | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Suppo | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | leijska | 60% | 78 |
| #4 | possu | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | Pupu | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 0n5ku | 52% | 21 |
| #7 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 52% | 71 |
| #8 | iSouLa | 52% | 25 |
| #9 | Hemuli | 49% | 47 |
| #10 | Linksu #10YearsofCS | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | possu | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | leijska | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Suppo | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Linksu #10YearsofCS | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | ๐๐
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ธ๐RaxteR | 152 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | possu | 124 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | leijska | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Suppo | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leijska | +3.13 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | +1.11 | 61 | 54 |
| #3 | Matinger | +0.57 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | possu | +0.34 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | ๐๐
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ธ๐RaxteR | -0.21 | 61 | 67 |





