








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2031 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2249 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2553 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2723 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,499,750 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆂🅷🅸🆃RaxteR | 56% | 117 |
| #2 | possu | 55% | 155 |
| #3 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 54% | 117 |
| #4 | Suppo | 49% | 95 |
| #5 | Matinger | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆂🅷🅸🆃RaxteR | 441 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | possu | 366 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 267 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Suppo | 227 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Matinger | 138 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hemuli | +2.48 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | +0.60 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | 🆂🅷🅸🆃RaxteR | +0.40 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | Matinger | +0.16 | 44 | 59 |
| #5 | possu | -0.21 | 64 | 56 |





