








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4793 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4036 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3742 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3335 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,585 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matinger | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | possu | 64% | 73 |
| #3 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 63% | 71 |
| #4 | Juti G | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | igetsuu | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | butZi | 52% | 31 |
| #10 | Psprtu | 48% | 62 |
| #11 | BL4 | 47% | 72 |
| #12 | Herkkupamppu | 44% | 88 |
| #13 | Prianna | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | possu | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Herkkupamppu | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Suppo | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Hemuli | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | possu | 177 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hemuli | 165 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | BL4 | 149 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Psprtu | 147 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 145 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | +1.64 | 58 | 52 |
| #2 | Hemuli | +1.31 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | igetsuu | +0.80 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | GeneralKurre | +0.74 | 70 | 71 |
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