








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3335 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5243 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2012 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3845 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,026,155 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆂🅷🅸🆃RaxteR | 64% | 73 |
| #2 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 59% | 148 |
| #3 | Suppo | 58% | 140 |
| #4 | Matinger | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | Umberto Valenti | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Suppo | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Bobi | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Eikka | 5 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | 312 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | 🆂🅷🅸🆃RaxteR | 306 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Suppo | 281 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Matinger | 199 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | A | 185 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | +3.07 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | 🆂🅷🅸🆃RaxteR | +1.05 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | kauppisenmaansiirtovirma | +0.71 | 60 | 54 |
| #4 | Bobi | +0.69 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | Matinger | +0.59 | 48 | 55 |





