








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3060 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3259 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4031 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2815 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,673,918 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clavis | 55% | 251 |
| #2 | LaiN | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | crosea | 53% | 171 |
| #4 | Bay | 53% | 116 |
| #5 | RoLLo | 50% | 325 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SavLor | 49% | 116 |
| #9 | SHAY | 49% | 212 |
| #10 | Mavlor | 47% | 100 |
| #11 | Mr. Ping | 46% | 70 |
| #12 | cronkodile | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoLLo | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Mavlor | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | SavLor | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Clavis | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Bay | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clavis | 751 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | crosea | 726 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #3 | RoLLo | 464 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Mavlor | 444 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #5 | SavLor | 231 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaiN | +2.31 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | RoLLo | +1.90 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Bay | +1.65 | 87 | 62 |
| #4 | Clavis | +1.48 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | crosea | +1.26 | 69 | 74 |





