








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10442 | 39% |
| Smokes | 8177 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1952 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 6019 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,609,713 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 622 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evann | 53% | 171 |
| #2 | Stephen | 51% | 82 |
| #3 | LaiN | 51% | 108 |
| #4 | Bay | 49% | 82 |
| #5 | RoLLo | 45% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | tippy ß♂╠┌╠┤ | 44% | 176 |
| #8 | splix. | 44% | 321 |
| #9 | Not JWONG | 44% | 287 |
| #10 | SHAY | 43% | 155 |
| #11 | komplex | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoLLo | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | splix. | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Clavis | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Evann | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Not JWONG | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clavis | 1293 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | RoLLo | 703 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | splix. | 534 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | LaiN | 521 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #5 | tippy ß♂╠┌╠┤ | 387 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | +1.76 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | RoLLo | +1.18 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | splix. | +1.13 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | LaiN | +0.70 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | Clavis | +0.65 | 68 | 65 |





