








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1693 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4286 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6637 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 4170 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,317,196 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evann | 49% | 212 |
| #2 | Clavis | 47% | 279 |
| #3 | RoLLo | 44% | 334 |
| #4 | crosea | 43% | 155 |
| #5 | Bay | 37% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evann | 49% | 212 |
| #2 | Clavis | 47% | 279 |
| #3 | RoLLo | 44% | 334 |
| #4 | crosea | 43% | 155 |
| #5 | Bay | 37% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoLLo | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Clavis | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Evann | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Bay | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | crosea | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clavis | 884 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | crosea | 657 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #3 | RoLLo | 536 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | Evann | 342 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | Bay | 94 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | +2.17 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | RoLLo | +1.92 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | Clavis | +1.89 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | crosea | +1.03 | 68 | 76 |
| #5 | Evann | +0.08 | 74 | 49 |





