








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Wingman | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5364 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5990 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5268 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5335 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,353,894 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHY | 50% | 383 |
| #2 | Evann | 49% | 116 |
| #3 | Mavlor | 48% | 420 |
| #4 | Samuron | 47% | 85 |
| #5 | Mr. Ping | 44% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Samuron | 47% | 85 |
| #5 | Mr. Ping | 44% | 296 |
| #6 | FREAKEY SEX | 40% | 116 |
| #7 | cronkodile | 39% | 147 |
| #8 | Islam Vegeta | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mavlor | 35 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Mr. Ping | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Evann | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | FREAKEY SEX | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | WHY | 7 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mavlor | 1476 | 0.19 | 39 min |
| #2 | WHY | 697 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | Mr. Ping | 609 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | FREAKEY SEX | 447 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #5 | Evann | 260 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHY | +2.06 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Evann | +1.45 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Samuron | +1.39 | 50 | 63 |
| #4 | Mavlor | +0.94 | 32 | 68 |
| #5 | Mr. Ping | +0.33 | 46 | 72 |





