








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 957 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8031 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8592 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4334 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5066 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,431,943 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolf | 49% | 96 |
| #2 | HizZash | 49% | 119 |
| #3 | Llama | 47% | 175 |
| #4 | F-22 Raptor | 47% | 201 |
| #5 | Warlord5YT | 46% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | F-22 Raptor | 47% | 201 |
| #5 | Warlord5YT | 46% | 81 |
| #6 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 42% | 57 |
| #7 | Antagonist | 42% | 191 |
| #8 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 39% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antagonist | 92 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 65 | 0.0215 |
| #3 | F-22 Raptor | 46 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 31 | 0.0278 |
| #5 | Llama | 18 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F-22 Raptor | 412 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Warlord5YT | 295 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 230 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | HizZash | 187 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Llama | 168 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F-22 Raptor | +2.08 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | Wolf | +1.03 | 36 | 26 |
| #3 | HizZash | +0.96 | 62 | 48 |
| #4 | Warlord5YT | +0.61 | 44 | 52 |
| #5 | Shr1ne_Gaming | -0.03 | 64 | 55 |





