








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




152 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1433 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2053 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 991 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 309 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $409,507 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HizZash | 50% | 40 |
| #2 | Shr1eny_ | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | Wolf | 47% | 49 |
| #4 | Console ツ | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Warlord5YT | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Llama | 39% | 23 |
| #8 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 39% | 149 |
| #9 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 38% | 24 |
| #10 | F-22 Raptor | 37% | 142 |
| #11 | Antagonist | 26% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F-22 Raptor | 75 | 0.0261 |
| #2 | Antagonist | 60 | 0.0436 |
| #3 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 33 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 28 | 0.0577 |
| #5 | Console ツ | 12 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 292 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | 267 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Warlord5YT | 200 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | HizZash | 74 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 72 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Console ツ | +6.93 | 68 | 18 |
| #2 | Shr1eny_ | +5.70 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | Wolf | +2.16 | 28 | 29 |
| #4 | F-22 Raptor | +1.98 | 83 | 32 |
| #5 | Shr1ne_Gaming | +1.29 | 71 | 53 |





